She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the condom got lost in my hair
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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