To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
that's an acceptable place to lick
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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