I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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