I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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