You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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