"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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