Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I'm always down for nudity.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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