he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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