Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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