my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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