...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
