i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
they need to just BURY HIM!
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Can you bring me the toilet please
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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