Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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