i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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