I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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