She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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