God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
How's work?
Spinning.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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