it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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