I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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