can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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