My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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