Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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