You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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