Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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