glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i dont even know how to be here
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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