I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
as a side note pls kill me
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
