I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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