if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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