Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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