Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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