I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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