We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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