I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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