In the future we'll all be gay
My brain says no but my pants say off.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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