HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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