In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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