OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm getting married
To pizza
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Randomize
