Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
handjob tips. give me some.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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