This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you didnt know i had herpes?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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