SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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