i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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