I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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