i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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