dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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