I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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