oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You left your underwear on the fireplace
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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