Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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