just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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