Your tits are I can't wait for
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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