would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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