over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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