Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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