There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
